pati patni

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri
shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi.
aap?

Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath
rahunga


1 Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui,
November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki
Sardi Padd Rahi Thi.
Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Gussa
Aur So Gaya.
Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli.
Patni: “ Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich
Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai”
Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “ To
Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu
Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai“


Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…