2 kids

2 kids were lying
together on a bed
sharing the same
blanket.
1st: Mai ek ladka ho.
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjh nahi pta.
1st: Acha w8 (ye keh
kr wo blanket k andar
gaya aur thodi dair bad
nika) "tm ladki ho"
2nd: Tmhai kesay pata
1st: Q k mai ny blue
socks pehnay hain aur
tm nay pink.
APNI SOCH SAAF
KARO !

True Lines:

True Lines:
Our Heart is the
Biggest-Greates t
HARAMKH0R in the
world...
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Saala usi ke liye
Pareshan rahega jo
Bhav nahi
deta... :p :D :O :D

Girls Jokes

6 chidiya ek ped par bethi thi 1 hunter ne ped pr shoot kiya. 5 chidiya ud gyi par 1 chidiya wahi bethi rhi q ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . bas Nakhre h madam ke

Gf To Santa

Gf To Santa : Agr Tum So Rahe Ho
To Mujhe Apni Yade Bhej Do.!
Agr Jag Rahe Ho To
Apne Khawab Bhej Do...!
Agr Tum Kahi Ja Rahe To
Apni Parchai (Shadow) Bhej Do....!
Santa : Me Tatti Kar Raha Hu To Tatti Beju.

Girls Jokes

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke..
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya
dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha
shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti
thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
aur main sirf yehi
kehta tha
ABE ye mobile nahi TV
ka remote hai..

Santa

Santa College Ki Ladki Se Bola
I Love U
Ab Tum Muje Bolo
Girl: Me Abi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hu
Santa: Pagli Sir Ko Mt Bol,
Unki Shadi Ho Gai H.

katrina without ticket

ek train m katrina without ticket travel kar rhi thi,usne sadi pahni thi
t.t. Ne usse 100 rs liye

aishwariya ne jeans pahne thi usse 75 rs liye

kareena ne skirt pahni thi usse 50 liye

par malika se kuch nhi liya ?
Why?
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?
?qki uske pass ticket thi
sooch badlo desh badlega jai hind

Girls Jokes

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut.. ?? :p
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1. I Love u..
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2. Aapki kasam..
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3. U r my 1st love..
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4. Balance nahi hai..
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5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi..
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6. Parents sath mein hai..
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7. Mai tumhe hi yaad kar rahithi..

Honey singh in exam version

Honey singh in exam version
padhai se hu door exam se majbur
dil ko staye ye teacher ka guroor aaaaa
question ye sachi aaj usko btau
mujhe samajh nahi aata kaise teacher ko ptau
bas pass hone ke liye me ye answer likhte jau
din rat hi me ye book ratte jau
book or guied me dekhu wari vari
ji krta h book fad du me saari

Patni pati

Patni pati Pappu ko surprise
krne ke liye
kitchen me jake new
SIM se call ki
or boli-Hello Darling.
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Pati Pappu- Baad me call karo
jaan,
abhi meri wife
kitchen me

pappu

pappu ne gali k kone
me kachra fenk diya.
Thodi der baad ghoom
phir kar gali mein aaya,
To Mohalle wale aapas
mein lad rahe the k
kachra kis ne fenka?
ek aadmi ne ghusse se
kaha:"feka hoga kisi
kutte k bachche ne.."
pappu side mein ja kar
khoob hansa aur bola:
"Kachra maine feka
aur naam kutte k
bachche ka lagg gaya.."

A Boy called FM radio

A Boy called FM radio &
said...
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“I’ve found a purse
with
Rs.15000/- a credit
card & an ID
card of Mr.Ram, new
road,
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Radio Jockey : How
honest..,so
you want to return his
purse…? .
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Boy : no, I just wanted
to
dedicate a sad song
for him :p

India ki har local bus,
train mei ek aisa Bhutiya
zaroor milta hai jo
pichey baith k chinese
mobile me..
zoro se third class
Songs baja k khud ko
hero samjhta
hai...:p :O :D :D
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" Sarkai liyo Takiya
jaada lage, Jaade me
Balma pyara lage"... :p
Agree ?? = Hit Like Fast..

Admin - Ye sahi kaha tune dost mere Pagalworld.com wale facebook page pe dalunga ye joke tere Naam se

Swarg mein Narak ...
Yamraaj: Bacha Tu ne
paap aur
punya dono kiya hai.
Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein
Narak
milega!
Pappu: Woh kaise?
Yamraaj: Roj raat, do
glass daaru,
aur ek apsara milenge!
Pappu: Ye to Swarg hi
Swarg hain!
Yamraaj: Glass mein
"hole" hoga,
aur apsara mein nahin!
hahahaha
Samjhdaar log thokte
jaaye like
Baaki to u knw kya
dekhna h :p

Latest SMS

Dadaji: Beta zara mere
daant
lana
Pota: Lekin abhi roti to
paki
nahi hai
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Dadaji: Abe, Roti ko mar
goli
samne wali
budiya smile de rahi
hai. :D:D;-):-P

Extreame level

Kamina Dost :- Extreame level
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Ek bar do dost the .. chalte chalte unhe ek chiraag mila .. Use ghisa to usme
se jin nikla . .
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jin bola :- Hukum mere aaka ..!! mein tum dono ki 3 wishes poori karunga.
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. 1st dost :- meri colony ki saari ladkiyo ko meri GF bana do.

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2nd dost :- mujhe ek Helmet chahiye
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1st dost :- bagal wali colony ki saari ladkiyo ko bhi meri GF bana do.
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2nd dost :- mujhe ek bike aur chahiye.
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1st dost :- ek pure city ki ladkiyo ko meri GF bana do.
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(U will surely love this )
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2nd dost -Ab ise bana do

Sunsan Jagh

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola
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Teacher: Active Se Passive Mein Badlo.
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Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Jate Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai?
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Pappu:  Sunsan Jagho Pe Hue Haadse Hi Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hai

Biscuit maker's Luv Letter

Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie...Yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely
Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u
give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become a Krack-Jack

santa banta

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?

Santa: Badla.

Doctor to injured patient

Doctor to injured patient: Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi
tu tumhe road se duur chalna
chayi tha.
Patient: abay Kon sa road?
Me to park me leta huaa tha....

chuha

Ek chuha (rat) sharab k glass me gir gaya... Wahan se ek billi guzar rhi thi to chuhe ne billi se kaha k
mujhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mujhy kha lena. Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya. Chuha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ghus gya :P Billi na kaha : jhooty, dhokybaaz, tum to keh rahy thy k mujhy nikalo,
beshak mjhy phir kha lena... Chooha Muskuraya Or Bola : Jaan naraz mat hona, Us waqt
main sharab k Nashy me tha...

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Student aor father

Atric Ke Baad Ladke Ne Baap Se Shaadi
Ka Kaha,

Baap Bola: “Pahle Apne Paon Pe Khade
To Ho Jao
”
F.S.C. Ke Baad Pucha To Bhi Yahi Jawab
Mila B.S.C, M.S.C Ke Baad Bhi Baap Ne Yehi
Jawab Diya.
P.H.D Ke Baad Ladke Ne Baap Ko Kabhi
Bhi Shadi Karvane Ko Na Kaha
Jab Wo Job Lag Gaya To Ek Din Baap Ne
Use Kaha: “Tum Paon Pe Khade Ho Gaye Ho Ab Shaadi Kar Lo”
Beta Rote Hue Bola: “Main To Khada Ho
Gaya Hoon, Par Ab Wo Khada Nahi Hota“

pati patni

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri
shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi.
aap?

Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath
rahunga


1 Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui,
November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki
Sardi Padd Rahi Thi.
Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Gussa
Aur So Gaya.
Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli.
Patni: “ Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich
Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai”
Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “ To
Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu
Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai“


Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
 

Bas Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi, Uske Sath Chota Bachha Beitha Use Dekh Raha Tha, Ladki Bachhe Ko Dekhte Hue Muskura Ke Boli: “Car Chalani Hai Kya?
” Bachha: “Nahi Car Nahi Chalani, Par Agar Aap Ki Ijazat Ho To Horn Baja
Loon?



Bacha maa se:
Mom ye
pregnant kya hota hai.. ??
.
Mom ne gusse se dekha
toh wo samjha ki gusse ko
pregnant kehte hai.. .
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2nd day bacha school se
aate hue ek ladki k upar
gir gaya..
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Ladki ki maa Chilla kar
boli:Ye kya badtameezi
hai.. ??
Larka-gira apki larki pr aap kyo pregnant ho rhi h

Girl&boy

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga…

Ek Ladka ek Ladki ko cafe mein
akele
baitha dekh kar ladki ki table
pargaya
aur kaha: . .
.kya main aap ke saath baith
sakta hoon ???
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. Ladki (Chillai): nahin, main aaj
raat tumhare saath nahin
guzaar sakti... !!!!
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sab log dekhne lage.... .
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Ladka sharminda ho gaya....
kuch der baad Ladki uske paas
gayi aur maafi mangi aur boli:
Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study
kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi
hoonke
log sharminda ho kar kya
mehsoos karte hain....
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Ladka (Chillaya): What...?? 10
Hazar ek
raat ke..
bahut zyada hain,.. kuch kam
karo yaar.... .
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sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne
lage.... .
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Aur phir ladka aahista se bola:  Ab mehsoos kar khul ke....!!!!!




Girlfrnd:
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Is week roz shopping karenge, .
next week roz movie dekhenge..
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USKE next week ghumne jaenge..
. uske next week roz disco jaenge
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Boyfrnd:Uske agle week roz mandir
jayenge...
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Girlfrnd:Kyu.. ??
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Boyfrnd:Bheekh maangne...



America ki soch:;ham chand par
pahoch gaye, Ab aage kya karna
hai.. ??
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China ki soch:ham 90% Duniaki market pe raaj kar rahe hai, Ab
baaki par kese kare..??
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Ham Bhartiyo ki soch:12
bajelight gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi, Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aaii..
matlab sala 8 baje wapas
jayegi..??
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.Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani
bhar le, me mera mobile charge
me laga deta hu...: We Indians Rocks.
 

chiled jokes

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
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Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti

Jokes

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
AB TUMHARI BARI HAI

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
AB AAP KI BARI HAI


GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera
Baccha, My sweetu, My golu..
kya tum mujhse
shadi
karoge? . Bol mela baby
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BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar
rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai?



Teacher : A. B. C sunao
Pappu :A . B . C

Teacher:Aur sunao

Pappu :Aur Allah ka shukar hai, sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao...???


 

sad sms in hindi

uje jana tere karib aane k baad
tuje samjha tujhse dil lagane k baad
muje apna gum nahi dukh tera hai
kaun chahega tuje itna mere jane k baad


Kish ke dil me basna bura to nahi,
kish ko dil me basaana khata to nahi
gunaah hai zamane ki nazar me to kya hua,
zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi

waqt ki raftar ruk gayi hoti,
sharm se aankhe jukh gayi hoti,
agar dard janti samma parwane ka ,
to jalne se pehle bujh gayi hoti.


Maut mangte he to zindagi khfa ho jati hai
Zaher lete he to wo bhi dawa ho jati hai
Tu hi bata aye dost kya karun.
jisko b chahte he to wo bewafa ho jati hai!


Bichadte hue yaad de jayenge,
Khud sone se pehle aapko khawab de jayenge,
Apko gila hai ki hum baat nahi karte,
Sanso ke rukne se pehle har jawab de jayenge....


Zameen Ki Talash Na Kar,
Zeele Zeendegi Khusiyo
Ki TALASH Na Kar,
Taqdir Badal Zayegi
Muskurana Sikh Le,
Muskurane Ke Liye Wazha Ki TALASH Na Kar


Hum yaad hai to thik hai,

Varna bhula dena,

Hui ho koi khata to saja dena,
...

Vaise to hum kore kagaz ki tarah hai,

Mann ho to kuchh likhana varna jala dena

Pyar dariya he jiska sahil nhi hota Har dil mohbat k qabil nhi hota Rota wo b he jo duba he pyar me or Rota wo b he jise pyar hasil n hota

Love sms

Khayal me aata hai jab us ka chehra,

To labon pe aksar faryaad aati hai,

Hum bhool jate hai us k sare sitam,

Jab us ki thori si mohabbat yaad aati hai…



Ansu apne ap aajate hai ankho me par hansi lani pdti hai
or mohabat bhi kya chij hah yaro jisse karte hai ussi se chupani pdti hai

Har subah teri dunia mein roshni kar de,
Rab tere gam ko teri khushi kar de,
Jab bi doobne lgeteri sanse,
Khuda tuj mein shamil meri zindgi kar de


Is Duniya Se Tumse Pahle Main Chala Jaaonga
Aasmaan Par Jakar Ek Aashiyana Banaunga
Jahan Chand Aur Taare Tumara Kahna Manega
Wahan Main Tumahare Pyaar Ka Jahan Sajaunga

Bin Tery Shehr Ka Shehr Viran Rehta Hai
Bichar K Tujh Say Har Rasta Sunsan Rehta Hai
Wo Tujhy Tujh Se Zaida Pyar Karta Hai
Jo Tery Samny Aksar Anjan Rehta Hai


Hum Karte Hain Tum Se Pyar Tum Se Hi Pyar Karenge
Aaj Ye Sari Duniya K Samne Iqraar Karenge
Kabhi To Jhalak Do Hamari In Tarasti Nighaon Ko
Phir Shaam O Saher Tumhara Hi Deedar Karenge


Maat Roko Iss Behte Dard Ko
Saza Hai Ye Kisi Ke Intzar Ki
Keh Lo Inhe Ashk Ya Diwangi
Ye To Nishani Hai Kisi Ke Pyaar Ki

Kahte h riste nasa ban jate h. Koi kahte h riste saja ban jate h. Per riste nibhao sache dil se to, Wo riste hi jine ki wajah ban jate h.

 

New year sms in hindi

Pyari Si Naay saal ki

Pyari Si Pehli Morning Me

Thandi Thndi Hawao Me

Pyari Si Roshni Me

Pyar Bhri Duaon K Sath

Sabse Pahle ApKo Pyara Sa


Happy new year..!.


machi ko english me kehte hai fish
hum apko bahut karte hai miss
humse pehle koi kr na de aapko wish
isliye pahle kr rahe hai wish happy new year


Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear
Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear
Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…
Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal,
hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. 


Dua Mile Bando se,
Sath mile apno se,
Rahmat mile rab se,
Pyar mile sab se,
Yahi dua hai meri,
Rab se ke aap khus rahe sabse..

HAPPY NEW YEAR..