Girl&boy

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga…

Ek Ladka ek Ladki ko cafe mein
akele
baitha dekh kar ladki ki table
pargaya
aur kaha: . .
.kya main aap ke saath baith
sakta hoon ???
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. Ladki (Chillai): nahin, main aaj
raat tumhare saath nahin
guzaar sakti... !!!!
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sab log dekhne lage.... .
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Ladka sharminda ho gaya....
kuch der baad Ladki uske paas
gayi aur maafi mangi aur boli:
Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study
kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi
hoonke
log sharminda ho kar kya
mehsoos karte hain....
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Ladka (Chillaya): What...?? 10
Hazar ek
raat ke..
bahut zyada hain,.. kuch kam
karo yaar.... .
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sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne
lage.... .
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Aur phir ladka aahista se bola:  Ab mehsoos kar khul ke....!!!!!




Girlfrnd:
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Is week roz shopping karenge, .
next week roz movie dekhenge..
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USKE next week ghumne jaenge..
. uske next week roz disco jaenge
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Boyfrnd:Uske agle week roz mandir
jayenge...
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Girlfrnd:Kyu.. ??
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Boyfrnd:Bheekh maangne...



America ki soch:;ham chand par
pahoch gaye, Ab aage kya karna
hai.. ??
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China ki soch:ham 90% Duniaki market pe raaj kar rahe hai, Ab
baaki par kese kare..??
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Ham Bhartiyo ki soch:12
bajelight gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi, Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aaii..
matlab sala 8 baje wapas
jayegi..??
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.Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani
bhar le, me mera mobile charge
me laga deta hu...: We Indians Rocks.