Jokes

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
AB TUMHARI BARI HAI

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
AB AAP KI BARI HAI


GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera
Baccha, My sweetu, My golu..
kya tum mujhse
shadi
karoge? . Bol mela baby
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BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar
rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai?



Teacher : A. B. C sunao
Pappu :A . B . C

Teacher:Aur sunao

Pappu :Aur Allah ka shukar hai, sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao...???